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waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.
girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.
by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011
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Reverse waterboard

When you give a facial then you slap a wet face cloth over her face (bonus points if it's cold)
At least I helped with the clean up with a reverse waterboard
by Paddywal May 8, 2022
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self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008
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When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.
Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.
by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018
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Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.
Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.
by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007
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Chicago Waterboarding

When someone holds a shot of Malort in their mouth pulls their shirt over their face and has someone pour Gatorade on them.
Man did you hear Tony almost died from one too many Chicago Waterboardings
by James "charles" Whirlpool December 30, 2019
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