waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.

girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.

by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011

Reverse waterboard

When you give a facial then you slap a wet face cloth over her face (bonus points if it's cold)

At least I helped with the clean up with a reverse waterboard

by Paddywal May 8, 2022

self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008

Serbian Waterboarding Technique

When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.

Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.

by SmegOnToast December 1, 2018

Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.

Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.

by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007

Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this will cause turbulence and liquid (hence water) all depending on you and how you rock it. You're welcome!

"As soon as you get off work, I want you to get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I'm gonna waterboard you so hard when we get home"

by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022

Waterboarding

When you get a girl to lay down on her back before putting a tissue on her face and blowing your load on her face with the boys

Me and the boys went waterboarding with an escort, shit was so cash

by Peniscramps June 11, 2019