washingmachinemouth

A situation (usually occurring telephonically but may happen in face-to-face conversations as well) where the speaker talksandtalksandtalksandtalkinonelongboringrepetitivedroningsentencewithnospacesorpunctuationinit. :-/

Don't call Pete because he has washingmachinemouth and he will talk your goddamn ear off!

by Telephony December 21, 2013

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

Washington

1) A state in the northwest United States on the Pacific Ocean
2) The 42nd state to join the union.
3) Often confused with Washington, D.C.

Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: D.C. or the state?
Person 1: If I meant Washington, D.C. I would've said it.

by blah4338 October 17, 2005

Walking Loot

When a player is so bad at a video game, they are easy loot and kills to other players in the game.

Dude, this guy is so bad he is literally Walking Loot

by minemandemon November 15, 2018

ball-washing

giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.

John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.

by dizzyHB May 15, 2010

walking like an angler

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler

Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.

by alexandah May 5, 2010