Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.
tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer
by pete June 18, 2006
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washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.
"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"
by hola_anal July 10, 2013
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twally washer

a female/male sucking on cock. (cock=twally, washer=cleans)
yer maws a twally washer
by horse79 June 20, 2011
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Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
by JEff April 12, 2005
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Ball washer

A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.
Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?

Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!
by Taggdawg September 16, 2018
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Chunk washer

A person who washes their clothes with human waste in the washer
I think it’s a little too late for the chunk washer
by Thechunkwasher March 30, 2022
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bologna washer

A name for a person who constantly sucks dicks for money without her husband's permission.
Guy 1: I can't believe Arianna across the street is being picked up by different guys while her husband is at work!
Guy 2: I can believe it, she is a bologna washer.
by Nf8808 May 11, 2017
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