this is the star wars rap.
It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006
Get the Star Wars Rap mug.Vicious, mean, provocative and disrespectful arguments on the internet between women, usually mothers who disagree on parenting styles or other controversial topics such as vaccines, clinical male infant circumcision, breastfeeding, abortion, choice of career, etc...
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When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.
My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
Get the conjugal fart wars mug.Although different in concept to other MMORPGs, Guild Wars has proved to be a creditable and righteous game for people familiar with the genre. Even newbies will find this game all sorts of fun, as it is not hard to learn the basics of the game.
The main jobs available thus far are:
Warrior
Necromancer
Elementalist
Ranger
Monk
Mesmer
You can combine to have any one as a primary/secondary job and get attributes from both (but only the special attribute of your primary job).
Quests are a lot of fun and the graphics are a delight.
I've been malspending my money playing FFXI, a game in which you payed a monthly fee and you had so much of a hard time getting Gil (FFXI currency) that 90% of the people actually buy it online... This sort of nonsense is not seen in Guild Wars. Get this game if you're a fan of the likes of World of Warcraft.
The main jobs available thus far are:
Warrior
Necromancer
Elementalist
Ranger
Monk
Mesmer
You can combine to have any one as a primary/secondary job and get attributes from both (but only the special attribute of your primary job).
Quests are a lot of fun and the graphics are a delight.
I've been malspending my money playing FFXI, a game in which you payed a monthly fee and you had so much of a hard time getting Gil (FFXI currency) that 90% of the people actually buy it online... This sort of nonsense is not seen in Guild Wars. Get this game if you're a fan of the likes of World of Warcraft.
by oriya June 7, 2005
Get the Guild Wars mug.A turn-based military strategy game for the Gameboy Advance. The game has a tile-and grid system, where each tile contains a type of terrain, such as plains, woods, or rivers. Each tile has special properties. Units and building facilities are placed on the map, where armies battle it out. The objective is to either destroy all enemy units or capture the enemy headquarters. The story, or "campaign" mode, pits the 4 countries of Wars World (Orange Star, Blue Moon, Yellow Comet, and Green Earth) to defeat the invading alien Black hole army led by Sturm. One thing that makes this game a lot more fun is a map designer. Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising was later released on the Gameboy Advance in 2003 and included a new unit: the Neotank, an extremely powerful tank. Both games are decsendants of the Japan-only Famicom Wars, Gameboy Wars, and Super Famicom Wars series.
The map designer is the number one reason why Advance Wars 2 is one of my favorite video games of all time.
by Party Pooper March 7, 2005
Get the advance wars mug.Verbal arguments between people who have different opinions about romantic relationships between characters of a show, book, etc.
A noticeable one would be the war between a
Robin/Raven shipper and a Robin/Starfire Shipper.
A noticeable one would be the war between a
Robin/Raven shipper and a Robin/Starfire Shipper.
by Lomesir May 24, 2005
Get the Shipping Wars mug.Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura in 2004. Features a barely coherent plot involving mutant soldiers who defend the Earth against giant monsters and aliens. Non-stop action and insanity set to music by rock and roll legend Keith Emerson.
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