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chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky
Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.
by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018
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wanky cry

1) A masterbation which is performed under circumstances of extreme sadness, to such an extent that the masterbater cries.

2) A masterbation which is had because the masterbater is so sad that a wank is the only way to cheer him up.
1) Chaz's wank was so upsetting that it became a wanky cry, and brought tears to all three eyes.

2) So upset at having just been bummed by Cuddles, Dave Walker had a wanky cry to ease the pain.
by Tino January 29, 2006
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wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
by R.B. September 7, 2004
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Wanksy

An elusive character known for his underground artwork. His talent has been recognised worldwide, although currently shunned by some critics.

His work is predominantly on the paper medium and focuses on drawing cocks on existing media.
wow you're lucky, it looks like a wanksy. That'll be worth alot of money one day
by Captain wanksy June 8, 2011
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watsyndrome

The hereditary disease passed down the line of the Watson clan. Those with Watsyndrome have a severe mix of down syndrome, cerebral palsy and anorexia.
Aww fuck, JP just fucked a Watsyndrome!
by KailyJenner August 18, 2017
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star-warsy

A term coined by Sony Online Entertainment; specifically, the developers of the now-defunct MMORPG Star Wars Galaxies. SOE claimed that they were attempting to make the game more "star-warsy" (that is, similar to what is portrayed in the movies) when they instituted the CU (Combat Upgrade) and NGE (New Game Enhancements) early in the game's lifespan; however, these "upgrades" only resulted in making all non-combat professions and skills essentially useless, thereby ruining the in-game economy, as well as leading to thousands of anachronistic Jedi roaming around the galaxy at the time of the Galactic Civil War, less than twenty years after they were supposed to have been wiped out by the Empire.
SWG Player A: Why have you made Jedi a starting profession? There were no Jedi at this time in the movies.

SOE: We wanted to make the game more star-warsy.

SWG Player B: I'm a crafter, and your NGE has essentially made my profession useless. Why do you not consider non-combat professions important?

SOE: We wanted to make the game more star-warsy.
by Mellophonius November 27, 2012
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Shanky wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.
Hey you free tonight
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky
by Demon weeb June 26, 2018
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