wannie

One who is unskilled in driving on narrow mountain roads, esp. one who cannot judge the width of the road, or who comes to a complete stop when a vehicle traveling the other way wants to pass.

That wannie almost went over the edge when he saw me coming!

by Bigass_Johnny April 22, 2009

wankies

the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a wanker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (Weekend Wankies) 7 (Weekly Wankies) and 25 (Cant Get a Girlfriend Wankies). Wankies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. NB Please note the health warning on the Wankies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used Wankies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of New Mexico

" I can't wait for the weekend, I've got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough Wankies to clog up the Potomac River"

by Bobman UK October 26, 2006

Waniey

Fierce with kind hearted soul. Always being misunderstood by wrong circle or level. Beware, she is queen of sarcastic. You might get hurt with her words

No one can truly understand Waniey. She is different

by Meredith Imran November 22, 2021

wanswett

used as a one of a kind last name, if your name is abby wanswett consider yourself as the worlds most best person but also kinda bad bc janelle is in it.

person: WOW your last name is wanswett?! so lucky!!
Wanswett girl: IKRR

by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023

Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

Alec Wasniewski

Alec Wasniewski/or Alec is the type of person whom, likes toes, plays fortnite all day, and slurs his words. If you see a "Alec Wasniewski", put them down end there pain.

Alec Wasniewski: lets go! victory royal
Alec's mom: you are a disappointment to the family.
Alec Wasniewski: 0w0

by Alecs dad September 15, 2019

Frankie wankie

Frankie is very hot and very dunny but is always so mean and always sending videos to everyone but me and that’s so mean and I’m emo cause she broke my Heart 💔🖤⛓😢

Person 1 : do you love Frankie wankie

Person 2 : I made a hole in my wall for her

by Fagma fr May 7, 2022