waskly

1. adj. A deadly combination of wacky and raskly. This trait is most personified by the elusive Wabbit. Commonly perceived as a mispronunciation of the word raskly.

2. adj. A mispronunciation of the word raskly.

1."Goddamn waskly wabbits! Stay out of my carrot garden!"

2."Goddamn waskly wabbits! Stay out of my cawwot gawden!"

by zc540 July 4, 2006

Wanklife

An affectionate nickname for the popular yet deeply nauseating bunch of twats also known as Westlife.

Westlife?...ohhh, you mean Wanklife!

by vaiz December 14, 2008

wanklame

When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.

Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.

by Steelrat56 December 30, 2004

Wanky Mag

Wank magazines, as in, porno.

"Sweet sixteen is my favourite wanky mag"
"I'll have those twelf top shelve wanky mags to go, please"

by xtrasyn November 2, 2006

Wanky Job

Handjob

this girl last night gave me a wanky job and i jizzed all over my dad's bed

by applejackss July 3, 2010

Wanklord

Someone who is such a wanker that you might suspect them to be able to regenerate and perpetuate their wankerism a bit like a timelord.

May make the TARDIS noise when they jizz.

"Hey, who's that guy who's been walking around in the tweed jacket and the scarf?"
"Oh him? He's some guy who came from my old school."
"Wow... what a total, fucking wanklord."

(insert doctor who theme here)

by King Nitro VI of Awesomeness April 14, 2011

Wankyman

A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.

Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!

by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016