Walnut Juice

Derived from the appearance of the scrotum in cold weather, Walnut Juice refers to the ejaculate of a human male. The Walnut Juice is often placed on the face of a parter during mating rituals.

As Shakespeare wrote "Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this thundercock;
And all the clouds that low'r'd walnut juice upon our house
In the deep bosom of the drunken sluts."

by Richard Cockhammer February 20, 2011

Maple Walnut

When a man dips his testiculs into some maple syrup and then drop there testiculs into there partners mouth.

Joey gave Zoey a Maple Walnut.

by KarlThePanda January 2, 2010

Walnuts Away

Indicates that something is close. A contraction of "well, it's not far away".

This flight is walnuts away from taking off.

by Shaftway February 26, 2011

Walnut Tickler

1. A guy who, whilst being straight, enjoys a finger in his rectum during sexual relations. Also known as a Finger Pilot

2. A person who enjoys putting his/her finger in men's anuses and playing with the prostate gland.

"Yo, bro, you gotta try it.. get your missus to stick her finger in your ass right before you blow, it's awesome."

"You're such a Walnut Tickler, cuz Cliff"

by Dan Wilder April 29, 2008

spanish walnut

Sweaty balls that have been covered in shit then sucked on for an extended period of time.

My girlfriend told me my spanish walnuts were tasty! Way better than at the restaurant.

by jelsey and cakemonster June 4, 2009

Half-Walnut

A scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing February 14, 2006

black walnut

When your multiple dingleberries attach via whatever means and create a larger solid that, due to your butt cheeks, form into the shape of a walnut.

Dude, I haven't showered in days and just had to remove a huge black walnut from my ass hair. It was horrible.

by Trombone77 August 11, 2021