Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

Walmartarian

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

by puppymum November 30, 2010

Walmart Chicken

Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.

Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?

Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

Walmart alumni

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.

Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.

by automaticwpn December 19, 2010

walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

by BMoney February 1, 2005

Walmart Smile

That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..

Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.

Jim: Oh...

by Mr_Keeb August 16, 2010

Walmartophobia

The fear of Walmart. The fear of being trapped in a building with a large number of people, most of whom are either unintelligent, rude, or in any other way undisirable, and being stuck in long lines for extended periods of time. Those who exhibit Walmartophobia, sometimes referred to as "Walmartophobes" go to great lengths to shop else where in an attempt to avoid Walmart, even if it means spending more money. In severe cases, the mere mention of the name Walmart evokes a negative response. Sufferers experience anxiety, stress, frustration, anger, and sudden and strong urge to punch anyone around them.

"Every time we go to Walmart Jeff gets so stressed out and frustrated, he hates going. He has Walmartophobia."

by ShadowWolf88 August 5, 2012