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That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.
Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..

Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.

Jim: Oh...
by Mr_Keeb August 16, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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