two waitresses to go with nothing on them

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

wairere

Wairere is a loyal girl, she makes people laugh when ever she’s happy and knows how to put people in a good mood. She is trustworthy and always kind but knows how to stick up for what’s right. She enjoys talking to people and having fun. Wairere is a gorgeous person who has a loving soul, she would treat who ever she was with right. Wairere does not put up with bull shit and will put people in their place if she has to. Wairere Is a family girl who has morals but knows how to be challenging.

Wairere has beautiful eyes

by LilSki3z April 9, 2019

Waitress Friendly

When a bartender or waitress fakes being friendly toward you. This is usually in order to get a better tip or to keep you coming back.

"I thought that waitress was interested in me, but she was just being waitress friendly."

by JerryLMacDonald May 1, 2008

waitress sandwich

A sexual position in which a man sits on a chair while a woman (such as a waitress) sits on top and a second man sits on top of her, as immortalized by U.S. senators Chris Dodd and Ted Kennedy in 1985.

The two senators made a "waitress sandwich" while their dates were in the bathroom.

by TedFan85 August 31, 2013

waiting in vain

Hopelessly waiting for something/someone that will never be yours.

I was waiting in vain for him to leave his wife.

by BRE11:11 July 5, 2016

tom waits

a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.


must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".

he talks like tom waits.

he dresses like tom waits

you should listen to tom waits

by Zack Briscoe January 24, 2009

wait what

And exclamation when someone suddenly realizes something isn't right.

Person1- Dude, I like, cha...
Person2- Cool.
Person2- Wait, what?

by Jason44 June 21, 2005