tipping the waitress

when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.

** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.

"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*

"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"

"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."

by drstrange September 9, 2008

air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

by penguinpie May 24, 2007

Waitrose

A pretty girl who works on the checkout of your local supermarket, and who you think is too beautiful to work there. A play on the name of a well know chain of upscale supermarkets and the flower known for its beauty.

"That girls such a Waitrose i only shop here to see her"

by mrforde August 23, 2006

back waiter

front waiter's assistant, quarterback, slave

Joe, the front waiter, frequently got pissed off at his back waiter, Clarissa, because she never properly introduced the dessert cheese platter. Clarissa frequently got pissed off at Joe for ordering her around like a diva so she started smoking cigarettes when she was supposed to be clearing plates, much to Joe's dismay.

by KMartt August 20, 2007

gay waiter

In poker, a slang term for holding a queen and a three of any suit.

I got dealt a gay waiter in that game of Texas Hold 'Em we played last night.

by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004

Waitbrat

A young waiter or waitress who's rude and gives poor service.

I ordered a drink 20 minutes ago and the waitbrat still hasn't brought it.

by Leah Carri October 2, 2007

wantorta

the only way you found this word a typo. OKay mister. yes. this isnt even a word. i made it up. ok ill make up a meaning: it means... hmmm... the pockets of fat inside your teacher's (the pedo) subway sammy.

"Look at that wantorta!"

"Woah, that's one big wantorta!"

by envelope1234567 March 16, 2021