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Weiner Worthy

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.
Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.
by theinstigator October 1, 2016
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trouser weiner

The result of pulling the end of your shirt through your undone flies to a lenghty extent, then partially zipping the trousers up, leaving the shirt to stand erect as if it were a weiner poking through. Especially effective when practised on buses, in full view of pedestrians and other passengers.
I enjoy shocking passers-by by hip-thrusting my bulging trouser weiner.
by Mattyhoo December 26, 2006
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waiter of bollywood

Akshay Kumar is called as waiter of Bollywood..He has this past of his that makes him a waiter, also his fans always cry n wait for festival releases but he is not capable of that.
Do u think Waiter of Bollywood will retire without a single Biggest Hit of Year.
by Wickedmind May 12, 2019
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Anthony Weinered

To be the target of an unsolicited picture of someone's genitalia via text message.
OMG I gave that guy at the club my number and he Anthony Weinered me! Ew!
by MadtownRach June 16, 2011
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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
It's time for a Wheezy Waiter clip.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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Waynerd

A nick-name for Wayne that can only be used for a guy who fits the following description: Kind with a sensitive demeanor and strong work ethic. He loves God, his family and his dog, but doesn't really need anyone (except God and his dog). He is a thoughtful and passionate lover~very attractive. He may seem insecure at times. But, don't let him fool you! He likes himself and commands the respect of anyone he spends time with. God is especially fond of Waynerd. He is truly blessed!
Your name may be Wayne, but you are no Waynerd!

waynerd, blessed, dog-lover, independent, blessing
by Rodnisha Louise February 24, 2010
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goodbye waiter

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
by jsheppar January 2, 2009
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