Vagina wafer

When you take a wafer(cookie) and stick it in your wet pussy this makes a vaginal wafer

Omg my girls vagina wafers are so good

by Pimpdad July 18, 2018

Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012

Pink Wafer

A fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a Pink Wafer ...

by George "Nacker" Sharples July 30, 2008

Tit Wafer

An insult only of the highest caliber. Typically used to express extreme dislike for someone. Can also be used to replace OR add to other vulgar words, such as cunt, bitch, etc. etc.

God, she's such a bitch fucking cunt tit wafer!

by RandomRedApple August 4, 2019

Poppa Wafer

A mighty exquisite fellow, who makes women bow before him with his beautiful vocal range and wide variety of music he creates. From EDM, Hyperpop, Hard Trap and more. This man needs to be given some good ass head on god.

Go check Poppa Wafer out on all platforms or yo momma a bitch.

by MelloboyZaddy March 11, 2022

vanilla wafers

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.

"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"

by yssupnalyd September 3, 2011

wafer biter

(Noun)1. A derogatory term for a person who practices Protestentism,a Protestant. The term alludes to the fact that Protestants do not believe in Transubstansiation, a power that they lost after the break with Rome in the Protestant Reformation. Hence, instead of consuming Christ's Body, they in fact consume breadlike "wafers".

1. Fisher is a dirty wafer biter.
2. "Burn him at the stake, he is in fact a wafer biter!"
3. "If you faggots want to get married, go to that wafer-biting First Methodist church down the road!"

by O'Doyle April 9, 2005