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working from home

A euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
Email autoreply:
'I'm working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. And don't call my mobile, I might be on the vinegar strokes then...'
by PatrickAntonis May 28, 2006
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Working it up

To manually arouse oneself, usually in the shower; a precurser to masturbation
JB: Brian, did I just walk in on you jacking off in the goddamn shower?

Brian: Nah dude, you're overreacting. I was just working it up.
by herdfan1128 May 25, 2015
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Workin and twerkin

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).
Mom: Joey are youworkin and twerkin???
Joey: No mom it’s was a virus!!
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
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Rotten Wookie

by RipPeD_sHoT March 10, 2009
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Im workin on it!!

Famously sputtered by the infamous chris chan while his Dad (Bob) Was demanding him to "Take down the internet!" This was more evidence of chris' heavy laziness.
Bob Chandler: Now get that god d* Stuff off of there and fast!

Chris: Im workin on it!! I wAs mAKiNG a YouTuBE VIdeO!
by Thishandleisntinuse May 31, 2020
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Wookie Call

1) Term derived from the resemblance the sound has to the speech of Chewbacca in Star Wars. Cry signifying utter hopelessness and agonizing pain that can even be heard over the screams and moans of a locomotive. 2) Term a heartless person refers to as the tears and cries of another who is heartbroken.
1. Kim let out a wookie call and even the bears left the woods. 2. Ben told Teri he was tired of the wookie call and abruptly ended their discussion about the faults of himself. Ignorance once again mistaken as bliss.
by Shyantha February 5, 2007
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that's SO working for you

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.
When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”
by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011
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