A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010
Get the Withered Cake Hagmug. John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005
Get the Penis relationship haver withermug. Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkholemug. by satan666dingus October 27, 2016
Get the withered old beastmug. by Sancker March 16, 2019
Get the Wither Lordmug. 
by CarlosThyCrab February 2, 2022
Get the Witheredmug.