gentleman's wipe

When a male is performing oral sex on a female and in one motion licks from the butthole to the clitoris. Variation of Gentlemen's Wipe.

1. Dude. Bro. Did you give her a gentleman's wipe?

2. She was so hot I gave her a gentleman's wipe.

3. I gave her a gentleman's wipe like a true gent.

by Brendan7891 March 7, 2012

Fresh wipe

A coworker who kisses the bosses ass so well that s/he leaves no stain or odor on the bosses behind.

Paul is such a fresh wipe! He can kiss Bobs' ass for hours at a time. (Names created for example purposes only.)

by Chitown winner September 3, 2013

Courtesy Wipe

When you need to wipe your ass mid day and head to the bathroom to finish the job

Kyle went to the bathroom half way through his shift to do a courtesy wipe

by Cheech Modene October 12, 2021

Pre-wipe

Using a moist baby wipe to swab the anus before taking a poop. A pre-wipe is primarily used to lubricate the anus for a more efficient and cleaner poop. The wipe can also be dropped into the toilet bowl after the swab to reduce back splash from the turds dropping into the bowl.

"Hey I'll be back in 20 minutes, I need to go clear this Indian food outta me." "Sounds good babe, don't forget to pre-wipe before letting it loose. You don't wanna have to shower again before we go out tonight." "Thanks for the reminder! Clean as a whistle!"

by ratpact4life October 1, 2018

auf wiedersehen

A German phrase meaning until we meet again or till I see you again, used as a farewell.

This is the formal and polite way to say the goodbye.

Dr. King Schultz: Normally Monsieur Candie, I would say, auf wiedersehen. But since what auf wiedersehen actually means is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, Goodbye!!

by dhanush33352 May 3, 2020

One Wipe Wonder

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

by MER8490 August 11, 2008

kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007