This is really for lonely guys who can't get layed by anyone else but fat chicks.WILF Whale I'd Like to Fuck
Hey sexy (although she sweats in canada in january),I think you're a WILF and you should come back to my place.(tow truck optional).Explain wilf as another definition,then throw a twinkie and make her run while thinking of the "jello" song.
by Nasty Mcdirty August 30, 2008
Get the wilfmug. An amazing guy that's understanding and loyal and there for you when you need it. A wilf is popular and liked by many, he's fit and good looking. Anyone would be lucky to date a Wilf x
Wilf is amazing.
by Tinkybelly368 June 22, 2017
Get the Wilfmug. Having a wilf, a hissy fit over something.
having a fit, asin being a dick over an event that didnt go your way
having a fit, asin being a dick over an event that didnt go your way
by lbg November 9, 2012
Get the Wilfmug. 
Clayton: Grace texted me and was like "I'm getting in the shower" and i'm like "Can I get in with you"
Me: Wilfing
Me: Wilfing
by Shady Brady August 30, 2012
Get the Wilfingmug. The psychopathic dog from the 2012 Standard Grade General English exam in Scotland. Known to jump off cliffs, not share his food and square up to ewes (despite only being up to their knees). He also has created an internet craze, trending on Twitter and receiving thousands of likes on facebook.
What's wilf? - A little greedy bastard that makes fish and chips cost more than £40.
Why's everyone going on about wilf? - Because everyone else is too stupid for us credit people to go on about the Korous...
Why's everyone going on about wilf? - Because everyone else is too stupid for us credit people to go on about the Korous...
by rubbers are for gurls. September 29, 2012
Get the Wilfmug.