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Mung Warthog

A type of warthog found only in near the equator and is worshipped almost as a god by many ancient Amazonian tribes. The mung warthog is extremely sensitive to sunlight and is most commonly known for its habit of burrowing into old graves, during the harsh daylight, with its mate and munging buried corpses for sustainance and recreation.
Timon: Wow! Thats a nasty rash, when did you get that?!

Pumbaa: When I was a mung warthog!

Timon: Nice, very nice.
by TheGodbler March 18, 2011
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Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.
A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.
by VirtualFlames June 5, 2016
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Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass
Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.
by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008
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reverse warthog

the position in which someone is being fucked from behind (either male on female, female on female, male on male, or female on male) and the sender reaches up and over the receiver's head and sticks the index and middle fingers of their hand in the nostrils of the receiver and pulls back forcefully.

The term is given it's name due to the noise the receiver will make and the thrashing that will occur after the move has been performed.
"Don't you ever give me the reverse warthog again or I'll bite your dick off!"
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Dirty Warthog

You take a brand new matchbox car, shove it up your shithole pull it out drive it around your girlfriends body like its worth a million dollars (make sure you painted her brown. don't forget to take a pitstop in her mouth) and then park it in her cave.....which one? you decide.
-Dude i totally gave my gf a dirty warthog last night.

-no way man! how did it go?
-well the piece of shit is still on my bed
-your gf or the car?
-BOTH
by Blade1172 August 11, 2009
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The Warthog

When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
by BustANut222 April 9, 2009
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Neutered warthog

This is a Halo term, meaning a wharthog lacking a turret, these are usually found in campaign, or done by a glitch. The only purpose of having one is the fact that noobs heavily avoid this, as if their life depended on it.
PRO 1: "Hey, lets use tat's mods like consumer whores to get a Neutered warthog on our map so no people cheat."
NOOB: "HELL NO I need mah gauss cuz the game is g@y withoutz it because they is MLGEEEEEEEEEEE."
PRO: "Why did I add you?"
NOOB: "MLGEEEEEEEEE!@"
by tat 1 dude July 21, 2010
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