Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.

My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.

by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020

vyolett

the name of a loser

ew what the hell is vyolett doing

by vyolett hater October 1, 2023

Valet Parker

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?

by OCMaria December 22, 2005

valeted

to get knocked out;fix ya face

"If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor"
Mr Pookie

by Mark Anstead May 26, 2006

Ishan Voleti

Big gay faggot who wants to be a fucking gay slut when he grows up

Ishan Voleti is a faggot

by Boi911 May 20, 2019

Valet Park-Her

It is very common amongst high schoolers. You roll up to her house, meet the parents and are very gentlemen like. Then as soon you get her around the conner you take her for a ride like she is $250,000 Ferrari. Fast and furrious if you not what I mean. They you bring her back to her parents house with just a few more miles added on the odometer. This act must be performed in a vehicle.

Hey Mike Hawk do you know Jody from the cheerleader squad. I totally Valet Park-Her!

by Monika G January 22, 2008

Ishan Voleti

Biggest Gay Shit who watches gay porn every day . He is also a fucking retarded bitch

Ishan Voleti is a mega gay shit who watches gay porn.

by Boi911 May 15, 2019