Sus vulcano

A man named Sal, in the act of being suspicious

Chungus: “Ayo you see Sus Vulcano?”
Thanos: “Yeah man he just vented like a Sussy boy.”

by Susmanimposterboy May 12, 2021

Sal Vulcano

1 out of the 4 members of Impractical Jokers. Sal is sexy, funny, and sensitive. He’s so hot. So sexy. He also is a germaphobe, is afraid of cats, and tends to gag at the slightest things.

Person 1: “Who’s your favorite Joker?”
Person 2: “Sal Vulcano! He’s so hot!!”

by purplehazestrain March 27, 2022

Avro Vulcan

A plane that sounds so good you might get a boner hearing the "Vulcan Howl", a sound that happens when the vulcan reaches 90% throttle (and maybe beyond) due to it's massive engines and intake design.

1. bro you wont believe what happened today at the airshow
2. what?
1. the avro vulcan had howled and i had a HUUUUGGGGGEEEEEE boner

by radius97 February 28, 2023

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

vulcan

An alian race in star trek. They have pointy ears, slaned brows, green blood, and the boys generaly have a black beetle cut. Their culture is based on only being logical, not emotional wich is because thay as a species are super crazy and have to repress that. The men go crazy for sex once every 7 years in pon farr. They can pinch your neck to knock you out and they can mind meld... wich is exactly how it sounds.

Spock, Tuvok, T'pol, T'pring... are all vulcan

by werty709 May 22, 2009

Vulcan Taint Pinch

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

vulcan

A shocker, but with two fingers up the anus, and two fingers in the vagina

My wife saw Star Trek and was so turned on with Spock she wanted a shocker (logically), so I proceeded to give her a fascinating vulcan.

by Viper76 May 24, 2013