Vomit Wank

The act of manually finishing yourself off following a failed deep throat and subsequent showering of your genitals in vomit.

"Man, Susie tried to deep throat me last night and ending up puking all over my cock, She ran out of the room crying, but I still needed to finish, goddamn vomit wank!"

by VomitWanker May 3, 2010

vomit jerker

a person so ugly that when you lay eyes on them, you vomit. this person jerks your body to vomit, hence the term vomit jerker. it can also be shortened to VJ

ugh, dan is such a vomit jerker!

by orsasm April 22, 2011

vomit ninja

One who is capable of vomiting on anything/anyone without hitting him-/herself.

Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.

by Bam Bam G April 21, 2004

Vomit Blood

Strange way of expressing disgust or doing something reasonably bad. Usually used by strange Singaporeans who have nothing better to do.

See also Coolies, Yeah Balls, Fuck Spider

Singaporean: Wah siao, when i went to NS, i had to learn how to use a pistol. The noise so loud. I so scared. Can vomit blood liao.

by Toejam May 18, 2005

Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

vomit dragon

When someone is having a sneaky projectile vom and has the grace to do it standing upright, flapping their arms in a dragonesque fashion

Hey, did you see marth pull off that mad vomit dragon on Saturday? Shit was tight.

by kfax March 14, 2015

vomit fedora

A vomit fedora is an object in which one vomits into after tipping it for a lady and said lady kicks them in the dick.

Some wench kicked me in the dick, so I vomited into my vomit fedora.

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 25, 2018