The vampire diaries

The best fucking show ever!!!!

When someone says the don't like the vampire diaries that mean I'mma bout to beat the shit out of that mother fucker you ass hate so bitch better hold my mother fuckin hoops cuz I'mma beat a bitches ass.

I fucking love the vampire diaries bitch.

by Adelle diaz December 23, 2018

vampire kitty

A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.

Cat: Oh sh*t Vampire Kitty

by sfgsas February 17, 2008

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

Cock Vampire

A person who absolutely loves to suck cock, and drink the semen after. Usually close to nymphomania in their obsession.

'Suzie's such a cock vampire. She got me three times last night and then went to Joe's house.'

by Nayban November 1, 2005

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting.

Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:

Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.

Sam: Yeah! And:

BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.

GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.

BUFFY: Thank you. I will.

GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.

BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.

Shannon: Yeah, awesome show

by William, The Bloody June 28, 2011

vampire hours

When someone keeps vampire hours they are awake all night and sleep all day. They are unreachable by phone, text or social media during daylight hours when the rest of their friends are up.

Now that Jody is unemployed she's been keeping vampire hours and is never awake in time to go to lunch or start some day drinking.

by smonkey81u812 July 13, 2011

Emotional Vampire

someone whose life revolves around drama. they often pull you into their drama and guilt trip you into being their friend and putting up with them. dealing with them is often emotionally draining

Jessie is such an emotional vampire that I feel drained after dealing with her.

by aaddicted May 24, 2009