hater vision

When a car has LCD monitors installed on the headrests in the absolute back row of the car, which cannot be, nor are not intended to be viewed by a passenger, but other divers on the road. The purpose of this is to show all the haters that you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can afford to install expensive car audio \ video equipment in order to show off.

I got "hater vision" installed in the back of my H3 so all the haters can hate on my pimped ride as I roll thru the projects.

by Paramecium September 3, 2005

Vistoso Bosses

A new teenage pop-duo of Kelci Fegurson and Taylor Parker who sang the hit singles 'Delirious' ft. Soulja Boy and Boy Crazy with an album coming out called 'Confetti'

Person 1: Have you heard the new song Delirious?
Person 2: The one by Vistoso Bosses?
Person 1: Yeah. It makes me go Delirious!

by VistosoBossesFan July 30, 2009

booble vision

A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.

see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition

Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booble vision again."

Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."

by One Stark Reality April 12, 2008

sault vision

Sault (Soo) vision is a terrible visual effect claiming the dignities of many men. It is acquired from spending too much time in Sault Ste Marie, Ontario. Due to the lack of good looking girls, your vision adjusts to make ugly broads appear hot. Once leaving "the Soo", your vision readjusts and you realize that hot broad you slayed was actually a troll preying on men effected by Soo Vision. Before engaging in any act with a broad from "The Soo", it is advisable to request the approval from a minimum of 3 bro's. Without it, you risk a nasty surprise upon leaving the city.

Ben: "bro that broad I banged last weekend in the Soo was a fucking rocket. Brandon: " man are you kidding? She was barely a 4! You must be under the influence if Sault Vision"

by Soo Vision Victom January 6, 2014

Virgin-Vision

Similar to the concept of the infamous 'Gaydar', Virgin-Vision works as a inner sense that can detect a virgin, whether male or female, upon first glance. Such a 'sixth-sense' can be utilized by professional users to detect a virgin in even the largest parties and uncover virginity despite lies from the accused 'virgin'.

My Virgin-Vision tells me that you're still a virgin.

by Doctor Strychnine January 5, 2010

Costa Vision

Results from the ultra-violet rays imparting a darker tone on skin while wearing a pair of Costa Del Mar sunglasses. This leaves a distinctive Costa Del Mar sunglass imprint on face where ultra-violet rays could not penetrate the frame and lens.

Coming back from your Caribbean sailing exhibition, you take off your Costa Del Mar, 580 Brine, sunglasses. A sorostitute mentions you have the best Costa Vision she's ever seen, she then later becomes your future slam piece.

by CostaDelFrat1858 April 24, 2011

cummel vision

Derived from the term tunnel vision, it is a temporary non-emergent medical condition caused by orgasming so hard your vision blurs around the sides and you can only see straight forward like going through a tunnel. Can be accompanied by floating silver speks, copious amounts of sweat, hyper ventilation, disorientation, increased heart rate, and exclamations like "That was the best sex ever."

She rode me so hard once we finished I had to lay in bed awhile because I had such bad cummel vision I couldn't drive home.

by naughtynursechelle September 5, 2011