Vatican Love

Essentially Vatican Love is one of the last refuges of a randy Catholic Priest as they have taken a vow. Apparently in the Vatican it doesn’t count as sodomy if it involves a Choir Boy. Although the victims see it differently however after cover ups and the use of diplomatic immunity like the baddies in Lethal Weapon 2, the Pope have avoided Chris Hansen so far.

Chris Hansen: Sorry you won't find any vatican love here you sicko. Why don't you have a seat over there?

Catholic Priest: Screw you! (holds up his wallet) I've got Diplomatic immunity!

Chris Hansen: Ok then (takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through the Priest's wallet, and then his head) It's just been revoked!

by DaftSteamPunk September 23, 2010

Vatican

Another term referring to marijuana. The term was created as cockney slang by taking Dope which rhymes with pope and then you have Vatican.

you still got some of that Dank Vatican?

by Baloothefirst November 30, 2009

vatican roulette

Sex without contraception.

Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

by Dunky Oggins January 6, 2004

Vaticanian

1) noun. A native born citizen of the Vatican City State, conceived in lawful procreation, born within the Leonine Walls, and baptized in the Church of Sant' Anna. Usually fewer than half a dozen little native Vaticanians are born each year. 2) noun. A cardinal fleeing prosecution in his native country and now living in the Vatican with a view to avoiding extradition, e.g. Cardinal Bernard Law, formerly of Boston.

Did you see the baby Vaticanians being baptized in Sant' Anna? They were baptized by Cardinal Law, formerly of Boston, a true senior Vaticanian.

by Staf Coyote March 4, 2013

vatican is my city

A meme created by I from the great man himself Nick Crompton

Pope: "Vatican is my city"

by Earth is my country April 19, 2018

vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.

Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

vaticant

n. A mythical centre of negative religiosity. A beacon of despair for atheists.

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What up? The Vatican has cancelled Easter.

Sounds more like something the vaticant would do.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2020