A slithery, white, alien symbiote with an amorphous, sperm-like form, similar to the famous, Marvel villain, Venom, except it’s white and made of cum. The symbiote can only survive by bonding with a host, usually a male human. Once it’s chosen a host, a dual-life form is created with enhanced powers. The symbiote specifically seeks out participants of the NoFap movement. November is when sightings are most frequent, due to the many soldiers battling in NNN. If a male has not nutted in a while, and his horny levels are so high that Vencum can sense it, it will find him and inject itself into the tip of his penis hole. Once infected, the victim will feel a gut-wrenching pain in his scrotum. Each one of his testicles will proceed to quiver and vibrate rapidly before fully retracting into his body. The sheer force of the Vencum pumping through the victim's veins will drop him to his knees as he screams in agony. The virus will overtake him, levitating him off the ground, all while making him bust the fattest nut this world has ever seen. After this process has taken effect, the infected subject will go on with its life and appear to be normal; however, do not be fooled! Vencum can take control at any moment (typically when aroused,) transforming its victim into a hideous behemoth of cum that will consume and/or fuck anything it very well pleases. Once the symbiote has multiplied, the puddle of nut on the floor will squirm to the nearest shower drain, pursuing its next target.
"It's NNN boys. Proceed with caution. Vencum could infect you at any moment."
"Look out! Vencum is cumming!
"Ahh! Ugh! I think Vencum just infected my penis hole!"
"Look out! Vencum is cumming!
"Ahh! Ugh! I think Vencum just infected my penis hole!"
by The Bruddas Definitions November 23, 2019
Get the Vencum mug.The Ventures is an awesome instrumental group formed by Don Wilson and Bob Bogle. They started in 1958 being masorny workers at the time.
The Ventures mostly pioneered in surf and rock genres. Also Indian and Arabic (among other) themes can be found in their music.
What else there is to say... they clearly changed the whole industry by their creative and inspiring touch
The Ventures mostly pioneered in surf and rock genres. Also Indian and Arabic (among other) themes can be found in their music.
What else there is to say... they clearly changed the whole industry by their creative and inspiring touch
Have you heard Wipe Out by The Ventures? The drummer must have pretty friggin sore arms after that kinda insane whipping...
by CheepniS August 21, 2008
Get the The Ventures mug.Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
by frankscoff June 2, 2010
Get the cataracts of venus mug.by MyxSilentxVengeance January 10, 2006
Get the Vengeance University mug.a show on adult swim about two absent-minded boys, hank and dean venture. they are the sons of doctor thaddeus venture, a failed scientist who hates his life. dr. venture spends most of his time dealing with his annoying archnemesis, the monarch, who is obsessed with monarch butterflies. the two venture brothers tend to get inadvertently get wrapped up in some plot involving "super-science" and the like.
by d-shadow January 19, 2005
Get the Venture Brothers mug.Ventus is a character in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by sleep. More commonly known as Ven. He has a heart of light, and Terra and Aqua are like brother and sister to him. Ventus is probaby the MOST ADORABLE CHARACTER I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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At the end of Birth by Sleep, Ven loses his heart. His wandering heart found its way to Sora, and melded with it. Sora is the only one who can save Ven, Aqua, and Terra.
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At the end of Birth by Sleep, Ven loses his heart. His wandering heart found its way to Sora, and melded with it. Sora is the only one who can save Ven, Aqua, and Terra.
by chocolateluver12345 December 7, 2010
Get the Ventus mug.A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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