by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the Venezuelan Desert Camel mug.A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.
by Wighty December 19, 2006
Get the Venezualan Beaver Racing mug.Quickly and roughly eating someone's ass. Based on the people of Venezuela and their obsession with the posterior.
That blonde girl at the bar freaked out when I told her I wanted to take her out to my truck and give her a venezuelan kiss.
by chungy May 19, 2010
Get the Venezuelan Kiss mug.When a man or a woman deficates on the nipples and belly botton. These pieces of fieces in return look like chocolate chips on a cookie. After deficating, the lover then licks the feces off of the feceted covered body and enjoys the erotic sexual thrill.
Last night, after having taco bell, instead of using the toilet I gave sally a venezuelan cookie to relieve my bathroom needs as well as my sexual needs. Also, i had a second serving of taco bell in doing so.
by Scioscia February 12, 2009
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I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Get the venezuelan hand grenade mug.A country lead by Carl Marks that kills 100 billion people a year and no IPhones. Yet people still think communism is cool!
by Supreme Leader of Fucking March 20, 2021
Get the Venezuela mug.A country assfucked by the United States of America who recently failed in getting rid of the current Venezuelan leader by supporting a massive military coup. Chavez is back in power, and by no means Gandhi himself (a Fidel Castro more likely), he was elected by the people, and the people should make him go, not the USA who only wanna exile him so the next fucker can sell them oil. Chavez has boycotted giving oil to the US, and readily supplies it to Mr. Castro, and makes trips to Cuba so him and Castro can have hot oily sex on the golf-courses, while 80% of his people back home die of poverty.
It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.
Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.
Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
Watch "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (www.chavezthefilm.com) - probably one of the best things ever put on television. But be objective, Chavez is not an angel himself. The country needs an angel.
by DJ May 22, 2004
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