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Vehicular Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage
by Pelle lives 31 September 3, 2009
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vehicnic

a meal consumed in a vehicle; a vehicle-picnic.
I didn't have time to stop for lunch. I had a vehicnic.

After picking up our meal from the drive-through window, we enjoyed a hearty vehicnic!
by George-dubyah August 28, 2004
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Vehemoth

Someone who has become huge, but vehemently denies using steroids.
Barry Bonds is a Vehemoth.
by Rob Josh January 13, 2009
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vehement

Marked by extreme intensity of passionate emotion or conviction; inclined to react violently; fervid
As a vehement socialist I abhor the level of arrogant greed that personifies America
by -G- August 4, 2005
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vehicular genocide

The act of exterminating an entire race/ethnicity/culture in which mass murder is commited solely by the use of high speed modes of transportation, namely cars/trucks.
by jew-unit July 30, 2008
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Mormon Assault Vehicle

A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?

Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.

Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?

Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.
by Thomas Bruebaker September 5, 2007
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Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car
Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide
by Big Nation March 28, 2003
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