super-mc-varialtwistyflip

the coolest skateboarding move ever, nobody can do it, if done correctly it can make every woman in a 50 feet radius pregnant

dude:ey, you see patrick try the super-mc-varialtwistyflip?
other dude:he almost had it but the board caught on fire and exploded

by patty yenks November 1, 2007

Variablast

1. The act of verbally "blasting" someone with an onslaught of nonsensical "variations" of straw man arguments and circular logic until your opponent eventually gives up and concludes that you are completely insane.

Don't Variablast me, I didn't call you a sexual predator, I called you a child predator. "Molestation" and "predatory behavior" are not mutually exclusive.

by onlywhenprovoked March 15, 2011

varish

a nice person who will put up with anyone. they protect their loved ones, and stand up to the people who push and shove to make people scared of them. usually has dark brown hair, and a bright personality. people who know a varish, or are friends with a varish are lucky.

"Hi varish."

"Hey. are you okay?"
"No. someone stole all of my stuff in the cafeteria>"
"Who are they? i will get you your stuff back, and make them apologize. "

by Jeanie B. May 10, 2018

negro variable

One lone African American in a group of whiteys.

That guy is the negro variable of our math class.

by Johnny December 4, 2003

Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable

The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.

by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015

beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".

So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.

by YAWA February 7, 2021

Omicron Variant

The new shiny Covid-19 mutant first detected in South Africa that is currently in the limelight, as it hopes to eclipse the delta variant, by being the most infectious and transmissible viral killer in causing the most number of infections and deaths worldwide in 2021 and beyond.

The apparently deadliest omicron variant, which offers little protection against currently WHO-approved vaccines, looks like another devil-sent gift to vaccine producers to help them further profit or profiteer from the pandemic.

by MathPlus November 28, 2021