Art Vandelay

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.

I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.

by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011

darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

Vader Pussy

When a woman's genitals are particularly grotesque and comparable to how Darth Vader's face appeared after he removed his mask in Return of the Jedi.

Coined on the Nerdist Podcast #54 by Chris Hardwick.

She had a body like Princess Leia, but she's got that Vader Pussy.

She's got that Vader Pussy.
What do you mean?
It's my father.
- Kevin Smith on the subject of Vader Pussy.

by Tarr'Lorre February 22, 2011

vanderflugen

Safe word

When she asks you what the safe word is, you tell her it’s vanderflugen. Bitches will never forget Vanderflugen

by Dirtyjimmyntheboyz February 17, 2021

vader's fist

Nickname of the 501st Legion of Imperial Stormtroopers. In addition to a group in Star Wars lore, there is also a costuming group of the same name.

"The soldiers of Vader's Fist are widely known for their level of dedication and loyalty".

by xxCorrectorxx December 12, 2008

Vader Choke

The "Vader choke" is the act of grabbing someone by their throat with one hand and lifting them of the ground into the air. This must be done with pure strength alone, it does not count if the victim can touch anything but the the offender. This is named after Darth Vader, famous for performing the move in the first Star Wars movie. It is a supreme display of strength and bad-assery.

1. If these minions refuse to tell me what I want I may have to Vader choke a bitch

2. I could have just stabbed him with my sword, but I decided to Vader choke them instead, nobody else crossed me after that.

by Adroa July 14, 2009

vankerchief

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

by Certitified November 30, 2011