vaginismus

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005

Valenie

Valenie is a very sweet, kind and big-hearted person. Always beautiful with a broad and shiny smile. Very fashionable and knows how to dress. She might be shy and quiet but after a certain amount of time (depends how soon she'll feel comfortable around you) she might surprise you with a witty comeback and finally release the wild lioness that slumbers in her. Also, she doesn't curse! Goes by Valenie, Valabee, Val, Bal, etc.

1.) Guy: ,,DUDE! Remember when I told you about how shy I thought Valenie is? Well, today I felt like I was talking to a different Valenie! She asked me about fisting and anal sex!! :D"
2.) Girl: ,,Wow, I wish people loved me as much as they love Val.. look, everybody's trying to be around her!"
3.) ,,*zighs* zo zou zunderstand zow zuch Z zove zou zow? Zow...zand Z zhought zhat ze zad zas zpecial..."

by notsarahhahawhatwhohuh July 13, 2015

Vaginis

A sick twisted cross of both reproductive organs probaly due to either...
1, A growth spert
2, A hormonal reaction
3, Nuclear waste mixed the two

Holy Shit...That dude has a Vaginis

by hypedupmonkey January 10, 2005

Vaginizing

The act of judging a woman and her moral fiber solely based on what she has or has not done with her Vagina. Usually based on Judeo-Cristian-Islamic religious doctrine where women are not allowed to have sexual independence. Whenever a woman is judged solely on how many men or women she has had sexual contact with, that woman is being Vaginized.

John: I'm planning on asking out Becky, what do you think?

Mary: Hell no man, she is a slut!

John: But she is funny, smart and we have the same interests. Besides you really liked working with her.

Mary: Yeah, but she is a whore. She has slept with all the boyfriends she's ever had.

John: Mary, stop Vaginizing women. She is more than just a vagina and how she uses it. Besides I have slept with all my girlfriends too. I will ask her out.

by Chele-Atlacatl July 29, 2011

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010