The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.
by Maverick Corleone May 11, 2006
Get the Vintage Vag mug.A kid in her/his teens that love old classic movies, actors, music, or tv shows. Vintage kids are mostly girls in there teens and 20's. This isn't a 'label' they don't wear vintage jeans, and such its just what the person likes and they don't care even if other girls think Brad Pitt is hot and they think James Dean is the ugliest thing in the the world.
by Brandon14 September 15, 2008
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Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
Get the Vintage Seed mug.A descriptor for a white European person, usually male, who immigrated to the United States as an adult. Coined by comedian Michelle Buteau.
"He's from the Netherlands, so he's like vintage white. There isn't too much of a difference though, all it really means is that he knows how to ride a bike and has foreskin."
by ayyyyyitsmem April 21, 2020
Get the vintage white mug.on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021
Get the vintage fart mug.A homosexual that maintains same sex attraction as a thing as opposed to same gender attraction. They don’t get bogged down with ‘preferred pronouns’ or anything woke. Can also be applied to vintage lesbians and vintage bisexuals.
A: What’s your sexuality, gender and preferred pronouns?
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
by The Angel in Hell November 7, 2021
Get the Vintage gay mug.Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage and finesse, commonly found wearing exclusively vintage clothes.
by Oliver Doyle January 16, 2023
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