by krakatau_2339 March 28, 2017
Get the uselessfulmug. When a person in your family or friend group pretends to know how to do something and instead makes a complete clusterfuck out the situation pretending it wasn't them.
Jim: Hey, did you see Dan last night try to make cocktails? That was pretty useless.
Mark: Yeah, too bad Bob got explosive diarrhea afterwards.
Mark: Yeah, too bad Bob got explosive diarrhea afterwards.
by uselessdictionary August 28, 2023
Get the uselessmug. 
by n March 27, 2003
Get the uselessmug. the lady from the book "so much to tell you"
a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.
a person who is both a blind and deaf mute and also missing all limbs is preety useless in the sense that they cant do anything. they cant; read brail because they have no hands, see, hear or speak to anyone, walk as no legs are attached to their abdomen. The best they can do is to hold a cane in their mouth in hope that their wheelchair doesnt get munted into a wall and there cane be forced down their throat.
by The Muteress and The Mutelator April 18, 2005
Get the uselessmug. You are Useless
by Marineisstrange November 4, 2016
Get the uselessmug.