A joke played on teachers to make them say 'What's updog?'. It sounds like 'What's up, dawg?', which is a term used by the cool kids. It is now a certified classic school joke.
by CruzerBlade42 January 5, 2023
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Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
Not to be confused with a Mexican lawnmower…
A: I just had a Mexican updog because of that spicy salsa yesterday.
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
B: Shit man, do you need some clean underpants?
A: No mate I’m alright, it happend when I was at the toilet. I felt like a cosmic experience, pooping the universe by having one toilet visit at a time.
B: aight mate, wanna grab some hot Cheetos after work?
A: Oi mate, let’s get a bunch of them!
by Cosmic pooper April 10, 2022
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Person 1: You hear that?
Person 3: OH SHIT
Person 2: IT’S THE Crime Uproot Ministry!
Person 1, 2 and 3: THE C.U.M.!!!
Person 3: OH SHIT
Person 2: IT’S THE Crime Uproot Ministry!
Person 1, 2 and 3: THE C.U.M.!!!
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Get the Updoot mug.Udooi is a stupid sounding "huh" noise. When someone gets hit upside the dome with an object, it is not uncommon for the person to murmer "udooi?" on their way to the deck. Udooi is centuries old, it is a thousand wonders it has yet made it into the annals of history. When Achiles's heel was injured in battle, it was well known that his last words were "Udooi?". When Goliath was struck down by David.....his last words were also "Udooi?". When someone is stumped as to what another person has just said, their response may be....."Udooi?".
Person 1: *incoherent* blah blah blah.
Person 2: Udooi?
Person 1: *throws rock* @ person 2.
Person 2: *thud* Udooi? *hits ground*
Person 2: Udooi?
Person 1: *throws rock* @ person 2.
Person 2: *thud* Udooi? *hits ground*
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