Updog 

The set up to a joke; when one asks what it is, it sounds like, "What's Up Dog" to which you reply, "Not Much, You?" Or something like that. The joke became wildly popular due to it's use in a 2006 episode of The Office called, "The Secret".

Hey, did you hear about that updog poisoning in New Mexico?

What's Updog?

Not much, you?

Updog by X040KL1M December 17, 2021

Updog 

When you ask someone about something called "Updog" that sounds like a computer virus and when they ask you just answer with "Nothing much, wbu?"

Me:Ayo have you heard about the New Updog virus?

Retarded fuck: What's Updog?

Me: Nothing much bro, wbu?

Updog by 12321312323434 February 1, 2022

Updog 

Nothing much, just playing video games.

"What's updog?"
"Nothing much, just playing video games."

Updog by Kamil118 August 8, 2022

updog 

updog; a derogatory term for a homosexual person

person: yo, ur so updog
9 yr boy: whats an updog
person: FAGGO-
news reporter "9 yr boy kills himself after homophobic bullying"

updog by anonymous October 24, 2022

updog 

updog; a derogatory term for a gay person

person: bor, ur so updog
9 year old kid: whats updog?
person: FAGGO-
news reporter: '9 yr boy kills himself after homophobic bullying'

updog by anonymous October 24, 2022

updog 

updog is the amount of death of dogs that happen each 15 days, if the updog is more then 50 % you should run fast.

hey the updog is high, we need to move out

updog by the only joe papa November 14, 2022

Updog 

Asking your foreign gf to put her hand up your ass.

"Can you pass me the updog?"
"You want me to put my hand in your ass?"

Updog by Bobby Lee Buckets January 11, 2023