unc

Where you go if you don't get into Duke.

UNC is basically like purgatory. NC State is hell.

by guy14 October 17, 2006

Unc

Singluar use of the term "unco".

Gav: I told you man.. you couldn't even sink that ball of paper into the bin...
Reese: Hey, I dont count that as one of my 'life skills' okay?
Gav: You sure are one hell of an unc!

by SteevJ March 31, 2005

unc

United nation of cunts.

UNC is gay and shit. Duke is gay too.

by sean park December 29, 2007

Unc

An "unc" is typically an Italian-American gangster/mobster, often living around the area of New York. (However there have been numerous sightings around various football stadiums in England)

Aesthetically, they are often very smartly dressed, with neat, well-kept hair; however often hair can be gelled back/ combed over.

Typically using a specific Italian-American accent, words such as "burger" are pronounced "boy-ger". Often deal in organised crime and football management.

Unc #1 (the original)- "I see, said the blind man as he walked into the lamppost".

Try'n'Save man- "Capiche?" + "Juvenile hall... juvenile hall..."

Mr. Hodgson (Fulham)- "Copacabana"

by David Hooner December 9, 2008

UNC

Universal Naming Convention, the standard for naming computers running Microsoft Windows.

John connected to my computer via its UNC name, which was BALBOA.

by XmB May 29, 2005

unc

Pronounced "uh-ts" with a hint of an oo sound at the beginning. Often said to define the bass beat sound that rave club music makes. Used when there is no music and you are just acting it out by rave dancing.

"this music makes me want to unc unc unc unc unc"

by HANABI January 9, 2008

unc-hole

That one uncle who is always doing crazy things with their nieces or nephews that ends with them getting hurt or scaring the piss out of them. Everyone has one.

Sister: Is my daughter out playing with her Unc-Hole?
Mother: Nope, she just came home crying because her Unc-Hole scared the piss out of her again.
Sister: He's way to crazy to be playing with her, she's only 4.

by WIldWillie January 13, 2016