uricchio

an adorable guy whose eyes i get lost in
nice, kind, caring
darby = biffles <3
really good tetris player
eagle scout
witty

used magic cards to score highly on his SATs

I want to date a Uricchio

by amber3248029308423 March 17, 2011

lars ulrich

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout

(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

lars ulrich

Drummer, famous for looking like an angry, evil face making midget, who kicks great amounts of arse.

yo im hittin this metallica show tonight fo sho, just to have a glance at one of them evil-assed grins of my man Lars, bitch

by baos December 27, 2003

Thomas uprichard

Guy with glasses that likes blumpkins

My mate is a Thomas uprichard

by Olliesprollie September 20, 2019

Ulrichism

A form of religion in which an individual or family that is christian acts and gives gifts as if they were jewish. Usually referred to as "shystey" or "fuckin cheap." This term is generally used around Christmas time and birthdays.

John: Jesus Christ man Grandma is the damn Pope of Ulrichism. All i got for Christmas is a recycled bar of soap and a pair of used socks.

by BigMeechRegulator December 20, 2010

Ulices

A super buff Italian-Spanish guy who is obsessed with soccer. His thighs are huge and he talks funny with his accent. Usually has a huge penis.

Man yesterday at the park I saw Ulices playing soccer and his penis was all over the place.

by Vincent Carlos Rodriguez December 21, 2008

Lars Ulrich

Technical drummer. Lucky to have met Mr. James (rhythm god) Hetfield. Went against Napster but who really gives a flying fuck anymore? Who really gave a flying fuck then? Can still haul his ass off live on the doubles.

Any show.

by Anthony June 27, 2004