Ukranian Breakfast

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.

Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!

by pringlekid March 29, 2010

ukranian

really HOT ,not always friendly , but kind people dat have suffered a lot.

Look @ dat fuckin american he duznt even know wot real life is like , but he thinks he can judge ukrainians.

by Ukrainian October 29, 2003

ukranian

1. Best former Soviet Block ever!
2. One who eats bread + salted lard.
3. One who comes from the biggest country in Europe with a shit-poor economy.
4. An answer u get when u ask me if i'm Russian.

He's ukrainian cuz he eats 'xlib' and 'salo'.

by Ivan D. July 7, 2005

Ukrainian Landmine

Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.

I just stepped on a Ukrainian Landmine

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

ukrainian cheese grater

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

by straightupdown October 23, 2012

Ukrainian girls

Hottest girls on the planet tbh. They normally have big booties, and some gigantic titties. If they’re a blondie, they’re not as hot. If they’re a brunette, they’re very very hot.

I’m obsessed with Ukrainian girls

by hamburger2020 June 21, 2022

Ukrainian Bidet

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019