Umpa-Lumpia

A philippina under 4' 10". A very short philippina, possibly a midget.

I once dated an Umpa-Lumpia

by gatterband January 20, 2009

umpteenth

adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang)

David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time

by Fennie Lam August 7, 2006

Umpa-Lumpa

a girl/woman who wears too much fake tan

there are a lot of umpa lumpas around college today

by Cocoliso January 6, 2005

Umphrey's McGee

The best band you've never heard of. Are hardly a "jam band" because they put every other band in the field to shame with their ridiculous musicianship. Consists of six accomplished musicians, half of which have college degrees in music. Songs are a mixture of technical, tightly composed music (featuring odd time signatures, unexpected key changes, and brilliant melodies), excellent lyricism, and UM's hilarious sense of humor, puncutated by the amazing guitar playing of Brendan Bayliss and Jake Cinninger and drumming of Kris Myers. Definitely music for musicians, but can be enjoyed by all.

Too bad bands like Umphrey's McGee, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Bela Fleck are lumped into the jam band genre.

by Mike from Tennessee December 12, 2004

umpteen

A word that usually prescribes an uncertain number of occurances. This is usually said in the reference of the numbers 13-19 (hence the 'teen'), but it can be in reference to any number within reason.

Hence 'umteenth'

I got umpteen calls from this pranker yesterday.

I dyed my hair for the umpteenth time today.

by Cheezu$ July 25, 2003

umpa-lumpa

a short bronze colored person with green hair possibly desendents of leprecons who knows a lot about the rights and wrong of a candy factory and are taught to spontainiosly break out with a funky fresh beat about those rights and wrongs

watch willie wanka and the chocolate factory a.k.a "umpa-lumpas galore"

by TJ muenzie A.k.A Tigit or tito February 24, 2004

umpf

Having strength or power.

Power, Strength, Energy, Might, Force, Potency, Ability, Excite

The car doesn't have enough umpf to get up the steep hill.

by Grrr123 December 19, 2005