typical Tom

typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.

(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies

by shmerek February 25, 2014

Typical Mailers

Someone who is a typical normal person

Ryan: "Have you heard of XM9G? He is such a Typical Mailer!"
Archer: "I hate typical mailers!"

by Danorbis Skyrden March 27, 2023

Typical Tim

.... He's just Typical. He thinks he's all that in a bag of chips. But he's just crumbs.

You can find this magical creature called Typical Tim wandering around the streets of Riften being just simply Typical as always.

Could that really be him? Is that you Tim? And you're being Typical again?..... Typical of Tim to be a Typical Tim

by LainyxGalaxy May 3, 2022

Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.

This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.

by BadMrSnake August 8, 2020

typical harrison

Where money is no object for one certain family.

Typical harrison is a phrase when a member of the family critics something for not being up to the "upper" class standard.

Typical Harrison "what is this shit"
Normal citizen "an orange sir"

by Duckmister February 23, 2015

typical annie

Typical Annie is when one is subjected to obvious, yet ridiculous misfortunes.

>Get this, so I went to pay my phone bill, I handed the lady 50$ She tells me she'll return with my change and that her till is empty, then hands me my receipt. So I wait about 3 minutes and I notice she's just happily conversing with another person, I look at my receipt and I'm the recipient of 5 cents back...

<Whoa, you waited for 3 minutes just for 5cents? LOL typical Annie...

by HabSoCrack December 13, 2017

gastro typical

Someone who doesn't have digestive issues, they're gastrointestinal systems operate normally.

Someone who doesn't often have tummy trouble.
Play on word "neurotypical"

He's a gastro typical, he doesn't understand what it's like to have IBS!

by tummytroubles February 12, 2023