Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

tweeners

A clique of people in high school who were not exactly popular, but were not dorks either. They were the cool, smart kids who most people liked, but no one envied.

Joey from Dawson's Creek

by Denina January 30, 2005

tweeter

A loudspeaker that is particularly good at reproducing higher frequency sounds. Or, more precisely, an element in a speaker unit that has a small membrane. -- After thefreedictionary.com

"Push up the fader
bust the meter
shake the tweeter
bump it well well well
bump it well well" -- Erykah Badu, Bump It lyrics

by Antonio Iania February 1, 2004

tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.

The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.

by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011

Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweekers

Those who indulge themselves with Methamphetamine until they become very paranoid and develop a serious case of body tremor.

eg. People who ask for money on a daily basis; people who consistently and rapidly scratch themselves. "Hey check those tweekers arguing with the cops, the one on the left looks all messed up."

eg. Tyrone Biggums from the "Chappelle Show"; Jake Mazursky from "Alpha Dog"; Every character in the movie Spun; That chick from Full House, in real life.

by Romero Diaz December 9, 2008