tweethoe

That guy at work who sits on twitter all day not working while you slave away for the man.

Can you believe Jason threw me under the bus on Twitter about what day that conference was? What a tweethoe!

by cantalop March 4, 2009

Tweetologist

(n.) A person engaged in the study of tweetology.

(n.) An expert tweeter.

Due to a very poor grasp of the Twitter phenomenon, she sought the advice of her local tweetologist for guidance.

by megu2phan May 13, 2011

tweetle

Young friend, boyfriend, chum in British boarding schools in the 1900's

He had become my 'tweetle'; and for eighteen month or so he obsessed me… (from "The World, the Flesh and Myself" by Michael Davidson)

by MDUrbandictionary February 5, 2017

Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

Tweetbleating

Repeating tired, ill-conceived, and well-worn nonsensical statements and propaganda when attempting to engage on the social media site called Twitter

Rick Wilson, author and world-renowned cutter of bitches and gutter of fish: “Muting anyone with a Red X is like magic.”

In response, one his readers (KC) replied, “I picture them all off in a cyber colony, just tweetbleating what snowflakes we are.”

by Exasperated Ninja August 14, 2018

testhole

a person being tested negative of covid-19 and brags about it; variation of vaxhole

this lad has his results came back and became a testhole all of a sudden

by itsmecurt336 April 20, 2021

tweetler

People on twitter who defend opinions just because they saw it in a Lisa simpson meme
They can be seen mass replying to people with the same four images depicting out of context jokes in the attempt to "cancel" the tweeter.

Twitter user: Check out my mans (followed by a picture of his dog)
Tweetler: Don't defend this person they're a nazi (followed by 2 pictures of tweets made in 2014)

by lukasek01 June 22, 2021