When a chubby dog is laying on his back to get belly rubs, then hears something and gets excited, and tries to get up really fast but can't because he is too fat and has stubby legs. This results in a lot of flailing around and squirming back and forth (which he does in an effort to get enough traction or momentum to flip back around). Doing this, the dog resembles a turtle that has fallen on its back, unable to flip itself right-side-up.
by CeraWithaC May 9, 2015
Get the Turtling mug.Verb. To hide ones head in a shirt, sweater, or blanket. Can involve also laying in fetal position. Happens when someone is extremely uncomfortable.
Samie: Kelly and Abbie were fighting right in front of me and I don't like confrontation.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.
Mary Madison: What did you do?
Samie: I did the only thing I could do, I began turtling.
by campooledidit December 5, 2013
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A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.
*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
by louise46 December 10, 2010
Get the Turtleing mug.1. To perform anal sex while the recipient is experiencing the need for a large poo, eg. "Banging the turtle's head".
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
2. To have a large (solid) poo and freeze it, then, after 24 hours or a suitable time period, use it to perform vaginal/anal sex (oral not recommended unless you are German). Once used, the brown dildo may be refrozen and used again. This is especially good for eco-friendly hippy types as it promotes recycling.
1. Girl: "The turtle is poking his head out . . ."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
Man: "Don't let it go yet! I want to turtle the shit out of you!" (pun intended)
2. Man: "I just had the most enormous dump!"
Girl: "I hope you didn't flush, it's my birthday tomorrow and I was hoping we could do some turtling."
by Giant Cookie February 24, 2010
Get the Turtling mug.In Tribes, and probably other games, where the flagholder hides inside the base where no one can get them. This is generally outlawed on base servers, as it leads to boring, stalemated games. Also one of the reasons why o sniping isn't allowed.
by plankton_king March 22, 2003
Get the turtling mug.To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
by Dick 33 October 19, 2008
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