Corporate turrets

When someone sticks their foot in their mouth in a corporate setting/meeting.

Manager A says "The xyz sales contest is not worth the paper it is written on." Not realizing the current CEO sitting in the room got promoted on that idea. "I can't believe I said that, I have corporate turrets."

by JS63 December 9, 2010

turrent

the word “turret” for illeterate southern people. much akin to how they pronounce “naked” as “nekked”, or “oil” as “ool”.

“just finished oolin’ up my turrent!”

by saladballs October 1, 2021

Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

turret farm

Stupid tactic which WordnewbieWord commanders at the mod WordNatural-SelectionWord use cuase it's so easy.

Alien - Omfg thats like 40 turrets at third hive!
Marine - Stop buildings turrets ffs your gonna crash the server!

by Nomble August 14, 2003

turrent

The better way of saying turret.

"Place a turrent" -TF2

by xdddddddddddd April 10, 2019

Turrent

Literally the only correct way to spell the word.

I placed down a TURRENT.
Bro I hear some people are spelling turrent like turret. They must be stupid and dumb and bad.

by Purnurpler December 27, 2021

Halo Turrets

The constent cussing of a person that is being owned on Halo.

(Loud Scream from dying master cheif)

bob: that fucking fucker just shot the fuck out of me.
What hell did that fucking piece of shit come from.

jim: Dude she shot you with a plasma pistol. Quit with the Halo Turrets

bob: WTF!! NO Fucking way!

by Anime King99 May 13, 2008