The Turkic Pushback

The successful counteroffensive by the Turkic Empire against the German Reich north of Vilnius that marked the turning point of World War 2.

It was during the Turkic Pushback that the Turkic men penetrated the Nazis and came into Germany.

by Queer Cat August 10, 2023

Turkish Smurfpop

When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle

That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop

by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 28, 2011

Alan Turing

Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much

Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

Turkic peoples

The Turkic peoples are a collection of ethnolinguistic groups of Central, Eastern, Northern, and Western Asia as well as parts of Europe and North Africa. (Turks of all the world)

Turkish people, Azerbaijanis, Uzbeks, Kazakhs, Turkmens, Kyrgyz and Uyghur people all are Turkic peoples .

by Uriteb January 30, 2020

Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

A Turkish shower

When you improve your body smell by showering in cheapass perfume instead of water and soap. Anyone who's been around the Mediterranean will note MENA men followed by a cloud of cheapass perfume.

This is the worst hostel ever; one bathroom and a queue that lasts to Nirvana. I guess a Turkish shower will have to do...

by Alex Largo August 19, 2016

holiday turding

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019