Turkey Neck

The frozen neck of a thanksgiving turkey. Used as a fake penis to scare stupid girls at parties.

I walked in with my turkey neck and all the girls ran off screaming.

by marco December 12, 2003

Turkey-Neck

In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.

"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."

"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"

by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010

turkey neck

to give oral sex to a person aka giving head

"She give that turkey neck..gobble,gobble"

by K-$tax March 7, 2005

turkey neck

Flap of skin on the back of the scrotum.

Did she scratch your turkey neck and lick your huff?

by badlawyer April 8, 2003

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 4, 2005

turkey neck

When u have a huge flap of skin hanging ya double chinned fuck

when my teacher Ms. Dubois use to walk to the phone with her mouth open and her head bobbing like a fucking pigeon you could tell she sucked many a cock in her day

by heywood jablome January 3, 2005