turdle

(n) a person who acts slow, runs slow, and reacts slowly and also takes big shits

Jack: Hey shawn pass me the ketchup
Shawn:(10 seconds later): ok
Jack: your such a turdle

by Turdle-3000 May 23, 2009

Truddle

An extremely large zit at the tip of the penis. Usually yellowy puss filled and, has a rancid odor.

Did you hear about garret w's truddle?!

by Bushy D! October 21, 2010

turdle

After you get drunk and are sitting in the tub, this is a piece of pooh that you mindlessly play with and pretend is a turtle.

Aw, heck. Bobby got wasted again last night, and was playin' turdle in the tub again.

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson III March 10, 2003

turdulence

1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.

1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)

by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009

turdle

when the crap sticks out of the water a little like a turtle

Oh man, I just had the worst turdle, it was sticking out like 5 inches.

by Petershey February 14, 2006

Turdlet

a small piece of crap that is hot out after explosive diarrea

o look at that turdlet that poop must have been painful

by acmoney February 28, 2005

turddler

A toddler who is acting like a turd.
One who acts like a turd and also acts like a toddler.

Addison is such a turddler! She is putting her dinner in her diaper!

by jday73 August 26, 2014