Skip to main content

Manu Tuilagi

A wild feral monster from Samoa who the English have attempted to tame and civilise so they can utilise his raw supreme alpha beastliness for the purpose of trampling over people in the delightful game of Rugby.
Well I say chaps, Manu Tuilagi might be rough around the edges, but he sure knows how to punch Chris Ashton's stupid smug face. Get this guy an England jersey at once!
by john jellicoe December 19, 2013
mugGet the Manu Tuilagi mug.

Round Tuit

The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.
"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"
by zaniac420 August 3, 2018
mugGet the Round Tuit mug.
Related Words
tui Tuition Tui elbow Tuic tuite tuiye Tui Aroha Tui'd TUI Fanboy tui mater

Tuition

1. A fee charged for instruction at a school or university.

2. Teaching: instruction, especially when given individually or in a small group.
Like private schools or home teaching, tuition is charged. It isn't for free.
by Jafje April 26, 2007
mugGet the Tuition mug.

Tuition

1. An imaginary number invented by college administrators to inspire fear in middle-class parents and new students.

2. An enormous fee that automatically rises at 3 times the rate of inflation.

3. The catch-all term for huge sums of money that young pepole start paying at age 18 or 19. Payments usually continue for the next 10-20 years.
College President: "What should Tuition be next year?"

Comptroller: "Let's me see... $38,000 has a nice ring to it. Of course, we always tack on another $6,000 in fees just for fun, not to mention mandatory health insurance and thost textbooks that cost $100 a pop."

College President: "Can we make it $39,000?"

Comptroller: "Why not? Works for me!"
by Peter Kobs February 12, 2010
mugGet the Tuition mug.

tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.
Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"
by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008
mugGet the tuition genie mug.

College Tuition

The one thing that's probably gonna keep you from going to college in the first place since their gonna charge you an arm and a leg ( and maybe your soul) just so they can teach you crap.
Prospective student: Awesome! I got accepted into Penn State! Now all I need to know is how much it's gonna cost. "Prospective student looks at college tuition bill for fall 2009"

Prospective student: "Blank expression on his face"

Tuition bill: Meets shredder
by x-crazy April 7, 2009
mugGet the College Tuition mug.

Tuica

Romanian drink, imagine vodka but upgraded. Has about 50% alchoohol and romanians drink it at parties
-Bro, did yoh bring the tuica?
-Yea bro, we getting wasted tonight!
by WelcomeToRomania January 2, 2020
mugGet the Tuica mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email