Trumpffiti

Any creative or mean writing, or funny or X-rated drawing, on Donald J. Trump in a public square, which pokes fun at his idiotic and idiosyncratic behaviors; or at his narcissistic, racist, and supremacist tweets.

A sample of Trumpffiti are:
1. 🇺🇸🤥 + 🇨🇳🦠 = 😷x + 💀y. By 1/20/21, x = 24M, y = 400K
2. UNfit 4 President: #NotMyPresident
3. Trump’s crimes: Pussygate (2016), Zelenskygate (2019), Coronagate (2020), Capitolgate (2021)

by MathPlus February 1, 2021

Trumplitarian

A person who only believes that Trump is a legitimate presidential candidate.

Is your cousin watching Bernie Sanders speech tonight. No, he's a Trumplitarian ..:: he only watches Trump.

by Beachivist December 18, 2015

TrumpShake

the Act of causing a war by Refusing to Handshake with anther World Leader, even when they asked Politely.

Merkel: Handshake?, Mr.Persident.
Trump: *frowny face*
Merkel: How dare you TrumpShake me, if the war is what you want, then war is what you will get.

by XemuIsDead March 21, 2017

Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.

Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..

by mrbruceman November 18, 2017

Trumpescite

A follower, supporter or advocate of Donald Trump

Do not turn around and say that you are not a trumpescite?

by The Trumpescite December 3, 2016

Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018

trumpshroom

A small penis, shaped like Toad from the Super Mario Bros. Allegedly what Trump's anatomy looks like, according to Stormy Daniels.

When I saw his Trumpshroom, I suddenly had to tell Donald I had a headache.

by sesmith70 October 13, 2018